Let’s head back to Sophie’s tavern now that I’ve had a cup of… I-dunno-what at Cucuvea’s tree. Of course, Mr Stag is still there, drinking his worries away… What IS worrying him?
Oh. So the vampires are polluting the earth? Damn. Have y’all seen the city I grew up in? It’s an industrial city. Heat and smog. Yup, we breathe smog there… but we’re not there, are we. We are in Transylvania where the strigoi are trouble-makers who disregard your Laws. OK, I imagine Sonnac be like, “Smite the evil law-breakers!” and we don’t want him burning these farmlands like he did with London once, so best I deal with it.
I picked up some acorns by the tree outside of Sophie’s place. The faun guarding there didn’t mind. Still is weird to see a faun. I don’t think we have that in Midgard. Anyway, Sophie said to plant these acorns to help. Now, I need to travel a bit further from here. Golly, lots of toxic waste some distance away from the town area. Ghouly Ghouls be lovin’ this stink. x_x No problem, nothing Shotgun Sal can’t handle. Ha, Shotgun Sal has a nice ring to it, but I’m a pistol gal.
I have made… a tree. A MAGIC tree upon the dirt mounds of toxic waste that I have cleaned up.
Now, time to hunt those bozos down– WHOA. What the heck is this?! Giant scarecrow?? Last time I saw them was back in… Solomon Island… Well, I guess with farmlands, this should be expected… though this guy is huge like the Hate Machines in Blue Ridge Mine.
Hold up… this isn’t a scarecrow… It looks like some weird… thingy… with a big ball chained to its arm. Is that a tube going to its face? Yo… I know this. I know science experiments when I see one. I’m from the Schwartzwald Rebellion and we fight those bad researchers who unethically experiment on people!
OK, let’s put this aside for now. I gotta focus on the task at hand. I hear the polluting strigois got prisoners. Although I’ve never really seen or fought any strigois yet, I’m sure they’re manageable. No strigoi will be safe from my guns.
Found him. Litovoi Vintila, you are under arrest for polluting Mr Stag’s property, taking prisoners, and giving Ghouls places to party at.
So, that’s done with.
I return to the tavern, thinking about that giant, tubed strigoi and how Mr Stag did say they have some machine… Man, the Orochi better not be at the bottom of this.
Hmm, hold on a minute… what’s going on there? A band of midgets at a caravan… so cute!